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(A tall man to a short woman): "You're perfect height for what I want." Sex is a killer..to die happy? I'm not a dick in real life, but I'll play one in your vagina tonight! (I guess) Good, 'cause Imma tape this dick to your forehead so you CDs nuts You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno. My dick is more comfortable than that chair you know. I'll bet you 100 bucks that you couldn't get all your clothes off in 30 seconds.

hey baby, thats a nice shirt, can i talk you out of it! You might want to call a bomb squad, because there's going to be an explosion in your anus Do you like tapes and CDs? Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out? Hi, how bout you grab my butt and i grab your ears! If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd bang you in the restroom. I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated The socks are having a party; can the pants come down? I was going to tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off. I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good. )cause then youd have six...(point at her chest and wait for slap) hey baby do you want some of these,she says these what you say these nuts. You have a nice body but it would look better in my bed with me in it.

This potential denial in and of itself makes a guy want a skinny chick just that much more. And the final reason (and most likely) why some guys are really and truly only attracted to skinny women: 8. Don’t worry about your weight, unless it is for health concerns only.

Guy that only date skinny girls are shallow assholes that will one day wind up being 40, single, and balding with a huge beer belly, going to community college classes at night with the sole intention of trying to pick up some 18 year old piece of ass. If you do choose to embark on a diet plan or want to start exercising to lose weight, do it for yourself.

(staring at breasts) You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

only 200 woman went down on the Titanic I'm good at math, U I=69 Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Hey baby, theres a party in your mouth and everybody's coming Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?

Guys are also keenly aware that if they are dating a “fat chick”, their friends would have a ton of material (no pun intended) to make fun of them with. Low self esteem This one goes hand in hand with the #4 reason.

I think any guy that is having a problem getting a skinny chick in this day and age should devote his efforts to building a time machine back to the 1600’s. Almost all of these porn models have perfect asses, skinny legs and arms and big breasts. It is how most guys learn about sex and what a girl looks like with her clothes off.

I would go as far as saying that porn for most guys is like having a second girlfriend.

She doesn’t care how hung or buff you are, she is always there whenever you need her and in those times when a real woman is hard to find….. With all that being said, is it any wonder why guys tend to think that chicks in real life with “banging bodies” are hot? Sex Guys don’t like to see arm fat and belly fat and insane amounts of leg fat on a girl they are having sex with.

Chances are if he is very lucky, he might get that skinny chick at the bar to give him her number.

More likely than not, she won’t because almost all the guys in the bar are vying for her attention.

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