Honry talks chat
That dress looks great on you..a matter of fact, so would I.
If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me come for dinner between the holidays?
Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.
Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.
Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.
I may not be a windshield repairman, but I can still fill your crack in.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' between 'F' and 'CK' F**k me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
You can call me cake, cause I'll go straight to your ass.
Because weed be cute together Do you have pet insurance?
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven’t been in my pants yet!